Q: Why is pirating addictive?
A: Once you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

Q: Why do pirates always bury their treasure 18 inches below th' ground?
A: Because booty is only shin deep!

Q: Why does it take pirates so long t' learn t' read?
A: Because they spend years at C!

Arrr, happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day!


  1. T. said...

    A man is walking down the street, and he sees a pirate with what looks like a big ship's wheel sticking out of his pants. So the man stops and says, "excuse me, pirate, but is that a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants?" The pirate replies, "Yarr, it's drivin' me nuts!"  


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